Supa Saint Attempts Suicide

Friday September 7, 2007 / SupaNews /

Sorry to announce that at approximately 12:47 last night, Supa nearly ended his life. He was seen throwing himself off of the roof of the St. Bernard Civic Center. Luckily his beautiful hair provided enough cushion to protect his intelligent brain from being crushed.

He has the weight of the world on his broad, well-developed shoulders and he wanted me to write his fans to express his sorrow. He feels he let the fans down by not properly preparing the team before entering this blood bath of a game. He feels confident he can right the ship and turn this pirogue around. Hang in there trouts.

-Supa’s Intern number 3

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