Tuesday July 15, 2008 / SupaNews / Comments [1]

This state of the art koozie provides an R-11 thermal rated barrier to protect your supa cold beer from swamp air sabatage. Just insert your favorite brew or mysterious red drink and saturate your moustache with coolness. Showing up to a Saints game without a Supa Saint koozie is like showing up to a White Snake concert without your lighter. It jus don’t make no sense bra.
Koozie for $5
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Cover your nips with these turbo-awesome shirts. Each T went through rigorous testing by Supa himself… built to withstand dome foam mishaps and Zebra concert fog machine overdoses. These look killer with your favorite sweats, skorts, or tube socks. Join the Supa Saint army today!
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Friday March 23, 2007 / SupaNews / Comments

It’s fan appreciation month and what better way to show you appreciate fans this month than by buying a picture of a fan signed by a fan who appreciates you this month. This collector’s edition, signed Supa Saint photo can be had for a limited time. When we stop selling them then the time limit will be up. Each photo is actually signed by hand by Supa himself. Put it in your family album, your bible at church, or on the walls of your favorite bar or restaurant without asking for permission.

100% of the proceeds will be donated to Daquiri Bay Cafe on Vets or it will help to reopen Kenny’s Key West in Fat City.

Thursday February 1, 2007 / SupaNews /

Yesterday Supa Saint had the pleasure of working with Fred Thomas on his footwork. Though he is 46 years old, Supa told him, “I’m 87 and I have actually gained quickness and agility”. He also suggested he grow a mustache to use, much like a cat would use it’s tail for balance. Plus it would just look so good. Supa then reminded him that the 1st two letters in Supa Saint were “Su”. If you reverse them you get “US”...so there’s that.

Wednesday January 31, 2007 / SupaNews /

1.KEEP UP THE INTENSITY. When Supa is bustin’ out kick ass moves to a killer REO montage, he keeps it sharp, he keeps it high energy, and he keeps it snappy. If he’s eating a bowl of chili, he eats it quickly so as to burn more calories.

2. EVERYONE SHOULD GROW A MUSTACHE. Girls, that means you too. Take human growth hormones if need be. You see, doctors recommend eating several small meals a day to avoid weight gain. So while eating, don’t avoid food-to-stache contact. Then between mealtime, suck yourself off a little chili from the wet stache to get the proper nutrients and vitamins, necessary for a healthy lifestyle. Plus it just looks killer. If Supa had a dime for every time someone complemented his, he’d buy a gold keytar.

3. BECOME A SUPER HERO/ SAINT. Unfortunately this won’t work for humans. Let’s just say Supa Saint has a “get out of the fat/ ugly club free” card.

These ideas have all been submitted to the Saints coaching staff and will be implemented once they return our calls or open their mail or return our emails or do away with their security staffing at the Airline HWY offices.