You Can Run But You Can't Fly
Friday February 2, 2007 / SupaScouting /
Today Supa Saint’s freelance scouting department officially launches an all out, World-wide search for a starting middle linebacker. They begin their search in the unique territories of the Westbank. What leads them here you ask? What doesn’t lead them here? Word is, there may be a plethora of untapped talent just beyond the concrete banks of the Harvey canal. Their sites are also set on a retired barback from Mudbugs named “Donnie”. Height: 5’2”/ weight: unknown/ can rock a fog machine with turbo-awesome precision. Any anonymous tips which lead to the capture of Donnie, will win one lucky person the opportunity for a free back waxing by Supa Saint himself.
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